andrysb24:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

Best babysitter

(via library-of-crazy-221b)


straightintothedawn:

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

This is so important!

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captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

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thelibrarina:

thelibrarina:

You guys.
Steve Rogers doesn’t know about Luke’s dad.
…What did that Avengers Tower movie night look like?

"Okay, I’ve got historical events and music so far. What movies do I need to see?" Steve asks, breaking out his notebook.
“Some Like It Hot,” Bruce says immediately.
“Robin Hood,” Clint puts in, to no one’s surprise.
Steve smiles. “Errol Flynn?”
“Men in Tights.”
"…Okay."
Natasha looks up from where she’s curled in an armchair. “The Sound of Music?”
Clint snorts. “I think he might object to the singing Nazis, Nat.”
Steve just raises an eyebrow. “Singing Nazis?” That one goes on the list.
"Ooh, in that case, Pearl Harbor,” Tony says.
A chorus of groans and protests meet his statement.
"What? I kind of want to see his head explode."
Steve does not put that one on the list. “Anything else?”
“Star Wars,” Darcy says, without looking up from her phone.
The room goes silent. Everyone stops and stares at her like they’ve forgotten she stuck around after Jane went back to New Mexico. Which they probably have.
"What?"
"Darce, you’re a genius,” Clint breathes.
Bruce actually smiles. “We are in the presence of the last unspoiled adult in the entire country.”
Tony’s eyes light up. “Oh my god, he doesn’t know that Vader is—”
Natasha has him in a choke-hold before anyone realizes she’s moving. “Not another syllable.”
Tony raises his hands in surrender, and Natasha loosens her hold. “What the hell was that about?” he wheezes.
She nods towards Bruce, who is looking somewhat green around the gills.
"Spoilers make him angry."

thelibrarina:

thelibrarina:

You guys.

Steve Rogers doesn’t know about Luke’s dad.

…What did that Avengers Tower movie night look like?

"Okay, I’ve got historical events and music so far. What movies do I need to see?" Steve asks, breaking out his notebook.

Some Like It Hot,” Bruce says immediately.

Robin Hood,” Clint puts in, to no one’s surprise.

Steve smiles. “Errol Flynn?”

Men in Tights.”

"…Okay."

Natasha looks up from where she’s curled in an armchair. “The Sound of Music?”

Clint snorts. “I think he might object to the singing Nazis, Nat.”

Steve just raises an eyebrow. “Singing Nazis?” That one goes on the list.

"Ooh, in that case, Pearl Harbor,” Tony says.

A chorus of groans and protests meet his statement.

"What? I kind of want to see his head explode."

Steve does not put that one on the list. “Anything else?”

Star Wars,” Darcy says, without looking up from her phone.

The room goes silent. Everyone stops and stares at her like they’ve forgotten she stuck around after Jane went back to New Mexico. Which they probably have.

"What?"

"Darce, you’re a genius,” Clint breathes.

Bruce actually smiles. “We are in the presence of the last unspoiled adult in the entire country.”

Tony’s eyes light up. “Oh my god, he doesn’t know that Vader is—”

Natasha has him in a choke-hold before anyone realizes she’s moving. “Not another syllable.”

Tony raises his hands in surrender, and Natasha loosens her hold. “What the hell was that about?” he wheezes.

She nods towards Bruce, who is looking somewhat green around the gills.

"Spoilers make him angry."

(via library-of-crazy-221b)



her-silent-voice:

celestial-sexhair:

mayefromtheshire:

cumber-kitty:

I was trying to remember why this picture of this cat looked so familiar

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then I realised

John Catson

this made me laugh harder than it should have

CATSON

(via supernatural-doctor-of-wizards)


liamdryden:

aninventoryofthepossible:

bigredrobot:

franzferdinand2:

"I am Bruce Wayne".

"Please touch my butt."

"I’m really into anime."

liamdryden:

aninventoryofthepossible:

bigredrobot:

franzferdinand2:

"I am Bruce Wayne".

"Please touch my butt."

"I’m really into anime."

(via neo-trickster)


huntingimpala-travelingtardis:

REBLOG THIS AND SIGN YOUR URL IF YOU THINK THIS BEAUTIFUL 1967 CHEVY IMPALA (4 door) SHOULD BE PUT BACK IN PRODUCTION AND SOLD, LIKE, EVERYWHERE.

huntingimpala-travelingtardis:

REBLOG THIS AND SIGN YOUR URL IF YOU THINK THIS BEAUTIFUL 1967 CHEVY IMPALA (4 door) SHOULD BE PUT BACK IN PRODUCTION AND SOLD, LIKE, EVERYWHERE.

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bvckyybarness:

felixkitty:

The Winter Soldier’s sexy murder walk

It was completely scary the way just being dressed up like this, not given many lines, made Sebastian Stan suddenly not Bucky anymore. Like I realize that it’s the point, to highlight that the fact that this person doesn’t remember being James Buchanan Barnes. That for a moment we’re supposed to consider Bucky and the Winter Soldier two different people (which they sorta are, but that’s a debate I’ve already had)… But like, still… SebStan talked about the physicality of the role and like agghhhhh. It’s nowhere more apparently then in the way the Winter Soldier carries himself, ya know? This and that scene after he shoots Fury’s car and just gracefully (but still with an edge) moves out of the way of the burning car.

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marguerite26:

gunpowderandspark:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Now in Theaters and IMAX.

I haven’t seen the movie yet but if this isn’t how this scene goes I’m going to be pissed.

(via letthesongtakeflight)




mark-gaytits:

cap-gamelamer:

tangedolium:

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

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(via neo-trickster)


Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

the-puppeteer-saw-all:

allfadesyouremain:

foreverwithselenagomez:

pahnties:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(


I hate this post but you know…i love my mom!

I hate the millions of notes someone gets for this but hey I love my mom, I ain’t risking shit.

I don’t know my mom….but….why not *shrugs*

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